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Tuesday, March 2, 2010

INDIAN MONUMENTS






































INDIA SHINING




NOT A STORY BUT A
TRUE INCIDENT


An Indian man walks into a bank in
New York City
and asks for the loan officer.
He tells the loan officer that he is going to India on business
for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000.


The bank officer tells him that the bank

will need some form of security for the loan,

so the Indian man hands over the keys
and documents of new Ferrari parked
on the street in front of the bank.
He produces the title and everything checks out.
The loan officer agrees to accept
the car as collateral for the loan.


The bank's president and its officers
all enjoy a good laugh at the Indian
for using a
$250,000 Ferrari
as collateral against a
$5,000 loan.
An employee of the bank then
drives the Ferrari into the bank's
underground garage and parks it there.

Two weeks later, the Indian returns,
repays the $5,000 and the interest,
which comes to $15.41.
The loan officer says,

"Sir, we are very happy to have had your business,
and this transaction has worked out very nicely,
but we are a little puzzled.
While you were away,
we checked you out and found that you are a multi millionaire.
What puzzles us is, why would you bother to borrow "$5,000" ?


The Indian replies:


"Where else in New York City can I park my car
for two weeks for only $15.41
and expect it to be there when I return'"




Ah, the mind of the Indian...



This is why India is shining

Monday, March 1, 2010

CAR FUTURE VOLKSWAGON






POLITICAL FACT






Politics is not a SERVICE anymore but a PROFESSION.

An Important Issue!


Salary & Govt. Concessions for a Member of Parliament (M
P)


Monthly Salary: Rs. 12,000/-

Expense for Constitution per month: Rs. 10,000/-

Office expenditure per month: Rs. 14,000/-

Traveling concession (Rs. 8 per km): Rs. 48,000/-
(eg. For a visit from South India to Delhi & return: 6000 km)

Daily DA TA during parliament meets: Rs. 500/day

Charge for 1 class (A/C) in train: Free (For any number of times)
(All over India)

Charge for Business Class in flights: Free for 40 trips / year (With wife or P.A.)

Rent for MP hostel at Delhi: Free.

Electricity costs at home: Free up to 50,000 units.

Local phone call charge: Free up to 1, 70,000 calls.

TOTAL expense for a MP [having no qualification] per year: Rs.32, 00,000/-
[i.e. 2.66 lakh/month]

TOTAL expense for 5 years: Rs. 1, 60, 00,000/-

For 534 MPs, the expense for 5 years:

Rs. 8,54,40,00,000/-
(Nearly 855 crores)


AND THE PRIME MINISTER IS ASKING THE HIGHLY QUALIFIED, OUT PERFORMING CEOs TO CUT DOWN THEIR SALARIES.....


This is how all our tax money is been swallowed and price hike on our regular commodities..........
And this is the present condition of our country:


855 crores could make their life livable!!


Think of the great democracy we have…
&


MUGHAL ARCHITECTURE