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INTERVIEW JOKE

Dear All,



Very good afternoon………………….!



Time for break,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,!



I bet you will laugh!











Interviewer:Let me check your word Power...
PopatRao : Ok Sir .....

Interviewer : Tell me the opposite of .....good.
PopatRao: hmmmm..... Bad
Interviewer : Come
PopatRao: Go.
Interviewer : Ugly.
PopatRao: Pichlli.
Interviewer : PICHLLIIIII?
PopatRao: UGLYYYYYYYYY...

Interviewer : Shut Up.
PopatRao: Keep Talking.
Interviewer :Ok now stop these all..
PopatRao: now carry on this all
Interviewer : abe...chup ho ja..chup ho ja..chup ho jaaaa
PopatRao: abe bolta rah..bolta rah..bolta rahhh
Interviewer : Areeee yaaar
PopatRao: areeee dushmannnnnn
Interviewer : Get Out.
PopatRao: Come In.
Interviewer : Oh my God.
PopatRao : Oh my Devil.
Interviewer : U r Rejected.
PopatRao: I m selected...Thank u thank u sir

SMS

hum 1 baar jeete hai,
1 baar marte hai,
1 baar pyar karte hai,
shaadi bhi 1 baar hi karenge..
jab har kaam 1 karte hai to aapko miss kyu baar baar
karte hai??
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door ho jaane se rishte nahi toot-te
naahi sirf paas rehne se rishte jud-te
ye to humare dilo ke pakke bandhan hai
isliye to hum aapko aur aap hume nahi bhulte
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Tumse Pyar Karne Ka Hisab Na Aaya
Meri Kisi Bhi Baat Ka Jawab Na Aaya
Hum to Jagte Rahe Raat Bhar Tumhare Khayalo Me
Aur Tumhe So Kar Bhi Humara Khayal Na Aaya
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na chupana koi baat dil me ho agar,
rakhna thoda bharosa tum hum par.
hum nibhange pyar ka rishta is kadar,
ki bhulane par bhi na bhula paoge hume zindagi bhar.
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aankho ki saja tab tak hai
jab tak tera dedar na ho,

dil ki saja tab tak hai jab tak koi yaar na ho.

ye zindagi bhi ek saja hai,

jab tak tumse mulakat na ho.
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faslo se intezar badhata hai,

intezar se pyar badhata hai.

sari zindagi khuda se sajda karo,

tab jake tere jaisa pyara YAAR milta hai...!
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pyaar ki andekhi surat ho tum,
kisi ki zindagi ki zarurat ho tum.
khubsurat to phool bhi bahut hai jahan me,
par mere liye phoolo se bhi zyada khubsurat ho tum.
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TUMHE MILE APNI HAR MANZIL KA MUKAM
TUMHE ACHA SATHI MILE TUM JAAO JAHA
HAMARA RISHTA BHALE HI TUNE TOD DIYA HO
PAR CHAHA KAR B NA MITA PAOGE APNE DIL SE MERE PYAR K
NISHAN
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NAZRO KA DHOKHA THA YA KISMAT KA KHEL
PYAR KI IMTEHAN ME HUME KAR DIYA FAIL
NA JANE KYA GUNAH THA
JO RIHAII K BAAD B JANA PADA JAIL
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jawani k din chamkile ho gaye,
husn ke vaar naukile ho gaye.
hum mohabbat ka izhaar karne me dhile ho gaye,
or isi chakkar me unke haath peele ho gaye.
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YAADO KA AASMAN AUR BANZAR ZAMEEN,
APNI TANHAIYO ME TUMHE DHUNDTE HAI KAHIN.
DUR JAAKAR KUCH DIN BHI NAHI HUE,
PHIR BHI LAGTA HAI KI EK AARSE SE HUM MILE NAHI !
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kashti behti hai kinare ki talash me,
log milte hai pyar ki aas me.
hum milne nahi aa paate aapse to kya hua,
magar waqt to bitate hai sirf aapki yaad me.
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log apna bana kar kaise chod dete hai,

rishta gairo se kaise jod lete hai.

humse to ek phool bhi nahi toda jata,

jane kaise log kisi ka dil tod dete hai.
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aakh khule to chehra meri jaan tumhara ho
aakhe band ho to sapna meri jaan tumhara ho
me mar bhi jao to gum na ho
par kafan mile to dupatta meri jaan tumhara ho
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ALPHABET FACTS

A void negative sources, people, things and habits.

B elieve in yourself.

C onsider things from every angle.

D on't give up and don't give in.

E njoy life today, yesterday is gone and tomorrow may never come.

F amily and Friends are hidden treasures. Seek them and enjoy their riches.

G ive more than you planned to give.

H ang on to your dreams.

I gnore those who try to discourage you.

J ust do it!

K eep on trying, no matter how hard it seems.

I t will get better.

L ove yourself first and foremost.

M ake it happen.

N ever lie, cheat or steal. Always strike a fair deal.

O pen your eyes and see things as they really are.

P ractice makes perfect.

Q uitters never win and winners never quit.

R ead, study and learn about everything important in life.

S top Procrastination.

T ake control of your own destiny.

U nderstand yourself in order to understand others.

V isualize it.

W ant it more than anything.

X ccelerate your efforts.

Y ou are unique, nothing can replace you.

Z ero in on your target, and go for it!!